Top 10 Mitch Rapp Facts
1. If Mitch Rapp's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
2. Once, someone tried to tell Mitch Rapp a "knock knock" joke. Mitch Rapp
found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the f***in' bomb was.
3. Mitch Rapp does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous
position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
4. You're either with Mitch Rapp, or you're...you don't want to know.
5. There was once an entire army sent to kill Mitch Rapp. "There was once"
says all you need to know.
6. Mitch Rapp is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
7. Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Mitch Rapp to kill
you....47 times.
8. Upon hearing a director discuss who would play him in an upcoming
movie, Mitch Rapp killed the producer, the director, and all the candidates.
No one plays Mitch Rapp.
9. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Mitch Rapp can actually go
back in time and kill you yesterday.
10. It's no use crying over spilt milk...unless that was Mitch Rapp's milk.
Oh you are so screwed!
